The CBF

August 19, 2011

partyingwithpot:
Adult Swim is a cartoon program produced by the most stoned people in America.
Sometimes it has anime. So what?
Many of their bumpers wish to enlighten you, but just end up making your brain hurt. For example, “Winter is like free porn for trees.”
Most Adult Swim shows only last a season or two before getting canceled. It’s because they’re too real for the mainstream, man!
Snails crawled out my butthole just now and I like oranges and our president isn’t black, he’s hippopotamus! If that sentence just made you laugh, then you may already be an Adult Swim fan.

Adult Swim is a cartoon program produced by the most stoned people in America.

Sometimes it has anime. So what?

Many of their bumpers wish to enlighten you, but just end up making your brain hurt. For example, “Winter is like free porn for trees.”

Most Adult Swim shows only last a season or two before getting canceled. It’s because they’re too real for the mainstream, man!

Snails crawled out my butthole just now and I like oranges and our president isn’t black, he’s hippopotamus! If that sentence just made you laugh, then you may already be an Adult Swim fan.

(Source: sunsari)

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August 20, 2011

SDCC 2011: Bif Bang Pow! Venture Bros. Toys

venturebrosblog:

Venture Bros. Blog has detailed images of the new Venture Bros. 3-3/4″ scale action figures from San Diego Comic-Con. The prototypes that were on display include Brock Samson, Dr. Mrs. the Monarch and Hank and Dean Venture. The figures are about the same size as Star Wars action figures and come with an assortment of accessories and vehicles. These new figures are prototypes and no release date has been announced.

» Check out more Venture Bros. toy images from SDCC 2011

[Venture Bros. Blog]